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The Oyster Smack

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, CM0 8HR, United Kingdom
Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom
See location+44 162 178 2141
From
£80
Cheapest

rate per night

8.4
Great
based on 462 reviews
462 reviews
Room type
Provider
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Classic room
Deluxe room

About The Oyster Smack

  • Hotel Room
    You’ll have a private room with all the hotel’s amenities
  • Freebies
    This stay includes Wi-Fi and Parking for free
Just metres from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn has an on-site bar, free Wi-Fi and free parking. It dates back to the 1800s, and is known for its fantastic food. The restaurant’s chef has worked in Jamie Oliver’s first restaurant, as well as Gorden Ramsey’s 3 Michelin Starred establishment. The diverse menu features Asian influences and British classics, with food made from seasonal produce. Rooms at The Oyster Smack Inn are individually designed, and each benefits from a flat-screen TV and an en suite bathroom with free toiletries. Tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk are also provided. The coast at Southend is just 25 miles away, and the centre of Chelmsford can be reached in 40 minutes’ drive. Historic Colchester can also be reached in less than an hour by car.

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*Total includes estimated local taxes & fees payable on check out.
Prices are based on 1 night including VAT, excluding local taxes and fees.

Amenities at The Oyster Smack

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/Lounge
  • Room service
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Free parking
  • Wi-Fi available in all areas
  • Flat-screen TV
  • TV
  • Free toiletries
  • Internet

Basics

  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Wi-Fi available in all areas
  • Internet
  • Body soap
  • Linens
  • Towels
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Air-conditioned
  • Free toiletries
  • Shampoo
  • Smoke alarms
  • Heating
  • Dustbins

Bathroom

  • Hairdryer
  • Toilet
  • Toilet paper
  • Shower
  • Private bathroom
  • Walk-in shower

Dining

  • Electric kettle
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/Lounge
  • Breakfast in the room
  • Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
  • Special diet menus (on request)

Accessibility and suitability

  • No smoking
  • Entire unit located on ground floor
  • Pets allowed on request. Charges may apply.
  • Non-feather pillow

Bedroom

  • Fold-up bed
  • Socket near the bed
  • Wardrobe or closet
  • Sofa bed

Parking and transportation

  • Free parking
  • Private parking

Media and entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV
  • TV

General

  • Family rooms
  • Sofa

Family friendly

  • Kids meals
  • Cribs available

Workspace

  • Desk

Services and conveniences

  • Room service

Reviews of The Oyster Smack

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8.4
Very GoodBased on 462 verified guest reviews

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Location

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, CM0 8HR

What's nearby

  • Rio Cinema308 yd

Policies

Check-in/Check-out

Check in anytime after 14:00, check out anytime before 11:00

Cancellation/pre-payment

Cancellation/pre-payment policies vary by room type and provider.

Essential information about The Oyster Smack

Low season

December

High season

September

Average price (weeknight)

£104
Cheapest month to stay with an average 20% drop in price.
Most expensive month to stay with an average 19% rise in price.
Average Sun - Thu price over the last 2 weeks.

When to book a room at The Oyster Smack

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Top tips for your stay at The Oyster Smack

  • If you’re after a cheap room at The Oyster Smack, then you should consider staying during the low season. The cheapest deals can generally be found in December and March.
  • Prices can also vary depending on which day of the week you stay. For the best room deals at The Oyster Smack, plan to stay on a Thursday or Sunday. The most expensive day is usually Wednesday.
  • The cheapest price a room at The Oyster Smack was booked for on KAYAK in the last 2 weeks was £80, while the most expensive was £80.
  • How long should you stay at The Oyster Smack? KAYAK users usually book their rooms here for 2 days.

FAQs when booking at The Oyster Smack

  • Where is The Oyster Smack located?

    The Oyster Smack is located at The Oyster Smack Inn, 0.2 miles from the centre of Burnham-on-Crouch. Rio Cinema is the closest landmark to The Oyster Smack.

  • When is check-in time and check-out time at The Oyster Smack?

    Check-in time is 14:00 and check-out time is 11:00 at The Oyster Smack.

  • Does The Oyster Smack offer free Wi-Fi?

    Yes, The Oyster Smack offers free Wi-Fi.

  • Does The Oyster Smack offer free parking?

    Yes, The Oyster Smack offers free parking.

  • How far is The Oyster Smack from the airport?

    The Oyster Smack is 6.5 miles from London Southend. The Oyster Smack is 30.4 miles from London Stansted.

  • How does KAYAK find such great The Oyster Smack hotel deals?

    KAYAK scours the web for all room deals available at The Oyster Smack in Burnham-on-Crouch and lets you compare them to find the best rate for your stay. Many different travel sites will offer discounts or deals at different times for rooms at The Oyster Smack and KAYAK will provide you with prices from a huge range of travel sites. That means that you can always find a great deal for The Oyster Smack.

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Good to know

Value for money

8.3

Distance to city centre

0.2 mi

Nearest airport

London Southend

Distance to airport

6.5 mi